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~*~ NUT FEEDER 9000 ~*~

🥛 0 nuts
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nuts per click: 1

NUT PRODUCERS & CLICK UPGRADES

the bread and butter. buy producers for passive nuts, buy click upgrades to power up the button.

SHELL SHOP

shells trickle in slowly over real time, no matter what you're doing. spend them on permanent boosts.

ROBOT WORKSHOP

mine scrap with nuts, then build combat robots that permanently multiply your nut production.

ASCENSION

reset your entire run in exchange for Golden Acorns, a permanent production multiplier that carries across every future run.

ascend now for 0 golden acorns

current bonus: +0% nuts production

[ wipe entire save, including ascension ]